OFF MY MEDS

I stopped taking my meds so i made a new blog http://crazyinsaneviews.blogspot.com/

I will not be writing on this one anymore unless i am force feed my meds

CUT IT OFF

Horny pastors at it again. Yes I know shocker a pastor molesting boys.


This makes no sense to me you would think that “Gods” people would find you know non dick sucking people to spread Gods word.


Ok whatever sentence this guy gets is not enough. There are to sentences that will please me and should please you.

Ok this is very simple put him on top and watch him slide down.




If he is able to walk after that he goes for another ride and then he can go.




And this is what I prefer take a knife take his child molesting dick and have those to meet. Then he has to suck it and see if it feels as good as when those kids did it.


Ok this post was more gross then funny but people like this disgust me and don’t deserve to but on the streets.

How do you want your dog to die?

That is the question I am going to ask my sister very very soon. For many reasons let’s count the ways

1. Someone who will remain nameless (My dumbass sister) said and I quote “Oh she will be the most well trained dog” “And I will do everything”- if by “she will be well trained” you mean she will poop piss and destroy everything then you are right. And when you said “And I will do everything” You really meant “I will pass it off on my brother while I hang out with my boyfriend who is not an alcoholic he just needs to have a few (and by few she means 5-10) beers to fall asleep every night”



2. Getting a wake up call every night I don’t sleep in my room because I have a wet nose in my face and a high pitched whining. I dream so many times of waking up with her in my face and just shattering her neck in my hands.



3. Listening to my sister hit her dog when she wants to go outside at night and thinking “another pile of crap to clean up in the morning”



4. Waking up every morning to a pile of crap


So I ask myself this question everyday what would be the best way to take care of this dog?

Would it be tie her to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on and see how long it takes her to die.

Stick some C-4 on her and send her into my sister’s room.

Or the ever popular send her to Michal Vicks house?


I still haven’t decided but one does know that the decision I make will be right.

Humor-blogs

HOME INVASIONS

I was checking out the news and they were talking about how there has been a lot of home invasions in the city and they gave out this website to help prevent home invasions. I took a look at these and they are decent but I think I could make improvements to these so here they are. (The site is Home Invasion)




Some simple things you can do to prevent home invasions.
When you are at home:

Do not confront intruders (Without your shotgun)

Do not open doors until you are satisfied that it is safe to do so (and you are prepared to kick someone in the balls till they bleed)

Answer "I'll get it" even if you live alone or are the only one at home (Answer “That’s where I put my flamethrower)

Teach children to never answer or open a door without an adult at the door with them (Or just give them a sword)
In and around your home:

Do not use door chains. Use strong devices that allow you to open the door a couple of inches (Put a shotgun in your house that shoots threw the door every 5 minutes. If people still want to go in your house they deserve the stuff they steal)

Reinforce door frames and all doors (With a mild explosive device)

Use a security alarm, personal panic alarm and intercom systems (Best security system is a well trained wolf in the front yard. And by well trained I mean bloodthirsty)


Those are some very easy ways to protect your home, and if you think they are inhumane have fun getting raped because of your crappy wuss ass security system.


Okay people go forth and protect your home and go to HUMOR-BLOGS.COM because you know i am right

WEIRD NEWS

Ok you know what time it is NEWS THAT IS WEIRD


Questionable Judgments: Dr. Frederick Lobati, 47, was charged last year with felony abuse of his daughter in Ozark, Mo., but in June 2008 offered the defense that, being of African heritage, he was merely applying a "konk" (a bare-knuckle punch), which is an acceptable punishment in his culture. [Springfield News-Leader, 6-24-08]



I like this guy I mean its part of his culture and in my culture it’s an accurate punishment to continually kick the neighbor kid in the balls because he wont shut up. I mean come one who wants to listen to a kid screaming because he wanted three scoops of ice cream instead of two. Now why kick the kid in the balls it’s just going to make him cry and scream more. Yes but it would be funny and do it enough times and he will be infertile thus stopping the cycle of pains in my ass kids.


Okay crotch kicking people go the world go to HUMOR-BLOGS.COM okand give me a smile because you know I am right.

WE KNOW ITS FAKE

Why do people need to get these fake ass tans?

I mean do they think “Huh how can I look like a cheap whore and a superficial bitch”

I wouldn’t mind the fake tans if they made the girl look I’m not sure HOT. I think the point of a tan is to make you look good and a real tan give you cancer but it doesn’t matter just as long as you look kick ass.

What ever happened to people getting real tans huh? Going outside and playing with some sort of person or an animal or doing yard work or just laying in the grass. NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Girls would rather put orange butter on them and call it a tan.


I say this to the people of the world mostly girls but the random gay guy GO THE HELL OUTSIDE AND GET A NATRUAL TAN BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ORANGE SHIT.


Girls of the world you have just seen the truth so now go to HUMOR-BLOGS.COM ok
and give me a smile because you know i am right.

Immigration

Yes the problem with this country is the fact that we have no real border patrol to stop these illegal immigrants from getting in the country. But I have a few ideas.


Idea 1.

Part a. Build an electrical fence and put I don’t know about one million volts into that bad boy.

Part b. You might be asking “what about those that swims across the border?” Well part a is the answer just put that fence right there in the water and I dare anyone or anything get across our border now.

The government is just to much a of a wuss to use real change for the risk of “killing innocent people” Oh who cares







Idea 2.


Build a river a freedom river which will disconnect us from Mexico and in the river just put a few thousand sea mines in there and problem solved



Someone survives that they belong in America




Idea 3.

Last idea we line the border with are secret army of soldiers and just let them do there work


Now we must put this plan in action because I am right.

News of the weird

Came across this site www.newsoftheweird.com and thought i would post one of these news of the weird stories every once in awhile and tell you what you should think about them



So the first NEWS OF THE WEIRD


One Obsessive American
Sam Bloomfield, 58, grew up poor on Tonga but arrived here in 1976 and says he has tried to show his gratitude ever since, according to a July 4 profile in his hometown Herald of Everett, Wash. He has tattooed "God Bless America" under his left eye, "Land of the Free" under his right eye and a large "USA" across his forehead, and last year underwent another 15 painful hours with the needle to cover the rest of his face with stars and stripes resembling an American flag so that he can toast his beloved country in the mirror every morning. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer-Everett Herald, 7-4-08]

I used to think that people forgot to be happy they could live in this great country. Well people do not know how good they have it but this guy understands it and shows his gratitude. I will now consider showing my gratitude to porn by getting two naked ladies tattooed on my face one on each cheek.


Now learn from this that you are wrong unless you agree with me

I don’t think the Richter scale got that

Why do people talk, no I am sorry yell into their freaking cell phones?

Do they think “oh this doesn’t help me talk to people I have to scream so they can hear me without the use of thing”

You would think that they would sense something was off when normal people (this usually doesn’t included me but there is a first time for everything) are talking like the person on the phone is right next to them.

Maybe they think “Oh well maybe people will think I am important if I yell an everyday conversation that people have had hundreds of times they will stop looking at me like a slut”

Well mission accomplished we no longer think you are a slut we think you are a clueless bimbo I hope you are happy with your new title


This rant was brought to you by the fact that I was stuff in the mall elevator by myself and one of those clueless bimbos. I was standing in the back of the elevator because my feet were sore from kicking poor people so I was leaning on the back wall. The girl stood right in front of the door and it was like a banshee was shrieking I am shocked my eardrums are still intact. I looked down and saw someone in my pants was it a switchblade or was I just happy to see her we will never now because the ride was over in 10 seconds but it felt like 10 decades.


So I say this to the people of the world QUIET THE HELL DOWN


You have just been taught what is right

Brainwashed much

How easily as a nation do we get brainwashed by the media?

Everything with think about in the world is greatly influenced by the media like Islam. Yes every thinks that it is a violent religion because all we are ever shown is extreme activist but it is actually a peaceful religion. But because the media only shows those who say they follow the Koran but really just follow their own bloodthirsty soul.


We rely so much on the media that we believe everything that comes out of their mouths if they said it was healthy to eat dog shit 80% of the nation would believe them.


So whatever happened to people thinking for themselves and people not listening to both sides of the stories.


Ok long story short USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD and use common sense.


You know I am right so HA

Another Gay argument about Gay marriage

I am having yet another debate with some other dumbass about gay marriage and i forgot that people against gay marriage always bring up this (this is an exact quote)


I said: "There is no legal reason g.ay people shouldnt get married and if anyone can think of one please tell me"


He said: If there's no legal reason for objecting to "g.ay marriage", then why object to people marrying their dogs? Or cats? Or gerbils? OR polygamy? Yes, why object to people marrying their blow-up doll while you're at it? It's all about a "commitment," right?
Can you give me your objections to the above "marriages"?

Yes why do people go right to animals what that doesnt make any sense does it are thet saying the gay people are just animals.

I then said: "ok here is a reason the animal can’t give their acceptance to the marriage"


He then being the dumbass he is said: They can't say "no" either, but will gladly still jump up and lick your face. That may be construed as a "yes."


So yeah i dont know why people try getting into arguments they cant win


Okay we are still arguing but come on do any of you believe that he is using an intelligent argument? I feel like i am talking to a 5 year old


You know i am right so just accept that

BE SMARTER

I have had this argument so many times and it is pissing me off now. What argument you might ask the argument for Gay Marriage. I think they should be allowed to married for one reason and one reason only there is no LEGAL argument that they can not be allowed to get married. I have this argument a ton like I said and here is how the last one went well close to it I cant remember word for word.

Me: What is wrong with them being married they are two people


Dumbass: Because it says it is wrong in the bible


Me: Yea that is a religious point but have you forgotten the constitution


Dumbass: Yea I know what about it


Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!


Dumbass: What crawled up your ass?


Me: Your stupidity did you happen to forget about the part in there where it said SEPERATION OF CHRUCH AND STATE


Dumbass: What about it? It just means a priest or someone like that in a religious position can’t be in a high government position


Ok that’s all I can take I can’t type the crap that was pouring out of that guys mouth anymore. But after he said that I lost my mind I can’t remember what I was thinking I was so pissed off I went off on this guy in the middle of some small store in town and I started yelling. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU HIGH OR SOMETHING? HOLE F*CK” Yes I yelled that right in the store good thing it was such a small store or I could’ve been in trouble but I really didn’t care at the moment I calmed down long enough to get out of the store and finish my argument with this dumbass.

We go outside and I say surprising calm like

“That is not what SEPERATION OF CHRUCH AND STATE means it means that the church does not influence the law at all, that means no law can be made because of a religious argument”


We went on and on for it felt like days but it turned out to be about an hour but I think the exchange of words above show that I am right when I say you cant give me a reason why gay people cant get married


Again you should know I am right

DOUBLE STANDARDS TWO

Ok here is double standard two, why is a cult considered a cult but the church isn’t considered a cult. If you think about it there is no difference between them except for their views. Since the main stream public go to church they completely dismiss the fact that they are in fact a cult. Someone in a “cult” may have different views but just because they don’t believe what you demand them to believe doesn’t mean that they are crazy.

A cult in most peoples eyes are just people that blindly follow someone or something that makes no sense but these same people have no problem following someone who they have never seen. A cult and church are the same thing just our perspective on them on influenced by the fact that most people go to church.

Listen to me because I am always right.