Sunday, August 31, 2008


I stopped taking my meds so i made a new blog

I will not be writing on this one anymore unless i am force feed my meds

Friday, August 29, 2008


Horny pastors at it again. Yes I know shocker a pastor molesting boys.

This makes no sense to me you would think that “Gods” people would find you know non dick sucking people to spread Gods word.

Ok whatever sentence this guy gets is not enough. There are to sentences that will please me and should please you.

Ok this is very simple put him on top and watch him slide down.

If he is able to walk after that he goes for another ride and then he can go.

And this is what I prefer take a knife take his child molesting dick and have those to meet. Then he has to suck it and see if it feels as good as when those kids did it.

Ok this post was more gross then funny but people like this disgust me and don’t deserve to but on the streets.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

How do you want your dog to die?

That is the question I am going to ask my sister very very soon. For many reasons let’s count the ways

1. Someone who will remain nameless (My dumbass sister) said and I quote “Oh she will be the most well trained dog” “And I will do everything”- if by “she will be well trained” you mean she will poop piss and destroy everything then you are right. And when you said “And I will do everything” You really meant “I will pass it off on my brother while I hang out with my boyfriend who is not an alcoholic he just needs to have a few (and by few she means 5-10) beers to fall asleep every night”

2. Getting a wake up call every night I don’t sleep in my room because I have a wet nose in my face and a high pitched whining. I dream so many times of waking up with her in my face and just shattering her neck in my hands.

3. Listening to my sister hit her dog when she wants to go outside at night and thinking “another pile of crap to clean up in the morning”

4. Waking up every morning to a pile of crap

So I ask myself this question everyday what would be the best way to take care of this dog?

Would it be tie her to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on and see how long it takes her to die.

Stick some C-4 on her and send her into my sister’s room.

Or the ever popular send her to Michal Vicks house?

I still haven’t decided but one does know that the decision I make will be right.

Monday, August 25, 2008


I was checking out the news and they were talking about how there has been a lot of home invasions in the city and they gave out this website to help prevent home invasions. I took a look at these and they are decent but I think I could make improvements to these so here they are. (The site is Home Invasion)

Some simple things you can do to prevent home invasions.
When you are at home:

Do not confront intruders (Without your shotgun)

Do not open doors until you are satisfied that it is safe to do so (and you are prepared to kick someone in the balls till they bleed)

Answer "I'll get it" even if you live alone or are the only one at home (Answer “That’s where I put my flamethrower)

Teach children to never answer or open a door without an adult at the door with them (Or just give them a sword)
In and around your home:

Do not use door chains. Use strong devices that allow you to open the door a couple of inches (Put a shotgun in your house that shoots threw the door every 5 minutes. If people still want to go in your house they deserve the stuff they steal)

Reinforce door frames and all doors (With a mild explosive device)

Use a security alarm, personal panic alarm and intercom systems (Best security system is a well trained wolf in the front yard. And by well trained I mean bloodthirsty)

Those are some very easy ways to protect your home, and if you think they are inhumane have fun getting raped because of your crappy wuss ass security system.

Okay people go forth and protect your home and go to HUMOR-BLOGS.COM because you know i am right

Friday, August 22, 2008


Ok you know what time it is NEWS THAT IS WEIRD

Questionable Judgments: Dr. Frederick Lobati, 47, was charged last year with felony abuse of his daughter in Ozark, Mo., but in June 2008 offered the defense that, being of African heritage, he was merely applying a "konk" (a bare-knuckle punch), which is an acceptable punishment in his culture. [Springfield News-Leader, 6-24-08]

I like this guy I mean its part of his culture and in my culture it’s an accurate punishment to continually kick the neighbor kid in the balls because he wont shut up. I mean come one who wants to listen to a kid screaming because he wanted three scoops of ice cream instead of two. Now why kick the kid in the balls it’s just going to make him cry and scream more. Yes but it would be funny and do it enough times and he will be infertile thus stopping the cycle of pains in my ass kids.

Okay crotch kicking people go the world go to HUMOR-BLOGS.COM okand give me a smile because you know I am right.